imaginary_girl | (no subject)

so i really want a pair of guys jeans. they're baggy and comfortable. my cousin got a pair (even though it was my idea to get them) because they fit her since she's a man. she's just waiting for her penis.

we're the biggest assholes together. we like screaming things at each other like suppository and ky jelly and the like.

we are going to be such awesome old ladies.